You would think that soccer, while especially entertaining (especially to our overseas brothers and sisters) in and of itself, is not sufficiently important that you would need to alter your own identity and defraud others just to win a match. And by “alter your own identity,” to be sure, we mean pretend to be handicapped.
But since we’re so much as discussing that idea, you can probably guess what happened. All that’s left to mystery are the setting and details. The setting is Ghana, and the details? They. are. tremendous.