ANOTHER Reason Maker’s Mark Really Sucks

From the land of those who also gave us the Dead Schembechlers and Lloyd’s Car.

Makers Mark Michigan Sucks

Try this instead, Buckeye fans.

Buckeyes Want Their Schembechlers Dead On Fri.

The LOS ANGELES TIMES reports the rock band Dead Schembechlers will headline tomorrow’s “Hate Michigan” pep rally in Columbus, Ohio.

Dead Schembechlers

Some of the band’s setlist includes: “Bomb Ann Arbor Now,” “I Don’t Wanna Be A Wolverine,” “Schembechler Kicked My Crippled Dog” and “Bo for 24,” a reference to former Michigan coach Bo Schembechler’s “failing to win a national championship in his 24 years” as UM head coach.

Woody Hayes Punches Clemson Player

SbBer USFL Fan has a suggestion for an encore: “Hold That Tiger”.