Posted by
jason on Oct. 09, 2008, 7:32pm
• Coming soon to a silver screen near you: Al Pacino as Tommy Lasorda.
• Oh, the football-playing kids these days, with their hijinks ‘n’ horseplay ‘n’ penchant for shoving broomsticks up each other’s butts.
• With one quick skip across The Pond, John Daly goes from white trash to Eurotrash.
• George O’Leary wants his players to kill - er, make that George O’Leary wants to kill his players.
• Not learning the lessons from Vai Sikahema’s slaughtering, Jose Canseco wants to go a few more rounds in the ring.
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Al Pacino,
Broomstick Hazing,
Clint Malarchuk,
Dawn Timmeney,
George Oleary,
Hurry Up Offense,
Jamarcus Russell,
John Daly,
Jose Canseco,
Lane Kiffin,
London Olympics,
Tommy Lasorda
Seems like everyone’s getting in on the prank game these days. While watching an interview take place between Phillies legend Gary Matthews and NBC reporter Dawn Timmeney, Scott Palmer, the Director of Public Affairs for the Phillies, thought he might play a little prank on the pair. The plan was to gently toss a baseball to the Sarge after the interview, presumably giving him a hilarious heart attack in the process. Unfortunately, Palmer misjudged his aim a bit and ended up hitting the female reporter in the boob.
THE FIGHTINS have the story, but the whole thing just seems more disappointing than anything else. Sure, a boob-knock is fun and all, but my oh my, this could have been so much more hilarious. A hit in the cranium, for instance. Or a smack to Sarge’s crotch. But, alas, the Prank God didn’t feel it was right to reward us with such a moment of brilliance. Instead, we must be satisfied with an ample boob bounce.
The disappointing video is after the jump.
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Posted by
jason on Oct. 09, 2008, 3:50pm
• GIBBS12 needles us with their choices of the worst sports tattoos.
(Who says tattoo artists need a spellchecker - right, Clemson?)
• Boo! WITH LEATHER follows some frightened Tampa Bay Buccaneers cheerleaders through a haunted house.
• Chick Ludwig of the DAYTON DAILY NEWS learns that Chad Javon Ocho Cinco Johnson Esq. actually fulfilled his promised and kissed the star in Dallas - the star being his head coach Marvin Lewis.
• LAKERS NATION dribbles along word from the Big Cactus himself that it’s all cool between Shaq & Kobe.
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