Blog-Some: Wright Wrongs Willis With Wild Words

• Too bad they’re not division foes anymore: YOU BEEN BLINDED sips on some Hater-ade, as David Wright tells Dontrelle Willis he owns him.

(Classic quip around 2:48)

• Speaking of smack, DEUCE OF DAVENPORT discovers that someone at ABC apparently appreciates Jerry Stackhouse manhandling Manu Ginobli.

• TENNIS SERVED FRESH doesn’t skirt around Nike sending out a sneak preview of Maria Sharapova’s French Open outfit.

• SIGNAL TO NOISE offers some brand new ad copy for Coack K’s next American Express spot.

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Blog-O-Rama: Dick Vitale Dressed Up As Cinderella

• 100% INJURY RATE doesn’t believe it’s awesome, baby, to see Dick Vitale dressed as Cinderella.

Dick Vitale as Cinderella

• BULLZEYE puts together an all-star pro football team without football players.

• RANDBALL cuts to the chase, as some Minnesota wrestlers were penalized in the NCAA championships for not shaving properly.

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David Wright Bizarre Headwear Gives Clue To Future Careers

METS’ DAVID WRIGHT HAS QUITE THE TASTE IN CHAPEAUS: If you are a Mets fan, you probably know that David Wright is a big fan of the Beastie Boys.

David Wright

So his look during a TV appearance last night, via the SPORTS HERNIA, was a little disconcerting, considering it appeared to be inspired by our favorite Scorpions album.

David Wright

Either that or Wright was just off the set from his major motion picture debut as a late ’70s Iranian hostage.

Carl Pavano Gets Sideline Pass WIth Yankees And At Rutgers Football Game

IF ANYONE KNOWS ABOUT SIDELINE PASSES, IT’S PAVANO: The BERGEN RECORD (via WAS WATCHING) informs us that Carl Pavano is still alive and not well, as he apparently attended last week’s Rutgers-South Florida game.

Carl Pavano

Excerpt: “Rutgers alum Shaun O’Hara was scheduled to bring a chunk of his Giants team down the New Jersey Turnpike with him, with defensive end Michael Strahan, receiver Plaxico Burress and running backs Brandon Jacobs, Reuben Droughns and Derrick Ward all taking spots on the sideline along their center. Mets third baseman David Wright was spotted, and Yankee pitcher Carl Pavano had requested a sideline pass, too.“Requested? C’mon, for someone so expert at sideline passes, Pavano had to be parked in perfect view of the field - right in front of the handicapped section.