• Please don’t bother Erin Andrews while she’s trying to work  - or her Bristol-based bodyguards will beat you up.

(”If you come even this close to me, my boys will snap your neck.“)

• Yardbarker’s Dewey Hammond gets all choked up meeting MMA fighter Frank Shamrock.

• An ex-Florida Gator who swiped a dead woman’s credit card is charging toward a spot on the Ole Miss roster.

• The Massillon Tigers get their own 80,000-square foot indoor football practice facility. Did we mention that Massillon is a high school in Ohio?

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Welcome one, and welcome all to the Hump Day edition of SbB’s Clever Caption Contest. Today we’re coming to you from courtside, as we take in a Lakers game with a pair of Daves - David Beckham & David Arquette.

So, what’s going on with the L.A. Galaxy star & former WCW heavyweight champion as they smugly sit & smirk in their Staples Center seats?  Share your thoughts by commenting in the comments section. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap.

Good luck, and good writing! (And if you know what’s good for you, avoid “Ready To Rumble” at all costs. It ain’t good.)