• Please don’t bother Erin Andrews while she’s trying to work - or her Bristol-based bodyguards will beat you up.
(”If you come even this close to me, my boys will snap your neck.“)
• Yardbarker’s Dewey Hammond gets all choked up meeting MMA fighter Frank Shamrock.
• An ex-Florida Gator who swiped a dead woman’s credit card is charging toward a spot on the Ole Miss roster.
• The Massillon Tigers get their own 80,000-square foot indoor football practice facility. Did we mention that Massillon is a high school in Ohio?
Tags: David Arquette
, David Beckham
, Dead Cfl Linemen
, Dewey Hammond
, Erin Andrews
, Florida Gators
, Frank Shamrock
, Jamar Hornsby
, Mark Mangino
, Massillon Tigers
, Ole Miss Rebels
, Roger Goodell
, Shaquille Oneal
, Super Bowl Tickets
Welcome one, and welcome all to the Hump Day edition of SbB’s Clever Caption Contest. Today we’re coming to you from courtside, as we take in a Lakers game with a pair of Daves - David Beckham & David Arquette.
So, what’s going on with the L.A. Galaxy star & former WCW heavyweight champion as they smugly sit & smirk in their Staples Center seats? Share your thoughts by commenting in the comments section. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap.
Good luck, and good writing! (And if you know what’s good for you, avoid “Ready To Rumble” at all costs. It ain’t good.)