Dashiell Bennett of DEADSPIN today spots a scary story about two idiots from the ASSOCIATED PRESS. Two assistant football coaches from Westminster (PA) College, while attending a convention in Nashville, “fell through a hotel window Tuesday morning and fell four stories to a concrete sidewalk.”

More: “The American Football Coaches Association is holding its annual convention at the Opryland Hotel, and hotel security had been called around 4:10 a.m. with a noise complaint when officers found a broken window and Scott Coy and Darren DeMeio outside on the ground below.”

The two fell four floors onto a sidewalk, after crashing through a window that was “double-paned with a strong wooden sash in the middle.”

So what the hell happened? And what’s the condition of the two retiring gentlemen? Read more…