Ricky Williams Doesn’t Do Buds During Bye Week

Ricky Williams really wanted to get high during the Dolphins’ bye - but the RB had the strength to spike such smoky thoughts.

Ricky Williams Just Say No

• The Steelers & Ravens really played some smashmouth football Monday night - along with smashed legs, smashed shoulders, smashed knees, etc.

• Oakland Raiders assistant Randy Hanson says Lane Kiffin was trying to sabotage his career. Well, Randy won’t have to worry about that anymore.

• A school that hasn’t even played its first basketball game has fired their coach - for excessive swearing, dammit.

Josh Howard says he’s sorry he talked smack about the Star Spangled Banner.

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Danny Ware Too Distraught To Care About Traffic

Going into Saturday night, I kind of saw the Georgia Bulldogs loss to the Alabama Crimson Tide coming. Going into the game, the Bulldogs were undefeated, but they hadn’t really beaten up on anybody like a top three team is supposed to. The Tide on the other hand were steamrolling over their opponents, including some ranked teams. Yet, somehow, the entire notion that the Bulldogs might lost to Alabama never crept into the minds of any Georgia fans, so after getting embarrassed between the hedges, they had no idea how to react.

The logos are a nice touch

Some fans just sat there in stunned silence, while others decided to drown their sorrows in the sweet, soothing taste of alcohol. One of the those who chose the drinking route was former Bulldog and current New York Giants running back Danny Ware. Unfortunately for Danny, when he gets drunk he forgets all about the important things like traffic flow.

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