Finally, the day has arrived when you can wile away the morning pouring over your brackets one last time, submit your answers, and lean back this afternoon in your chair and see how your picks do. You can try to pretend that you’re getting work done today, but you’re not fooling anyone.
(Last year’s champions; will they repeat or flame out?)
But how can anyone focus on a NBA Dance Team Bracket voting day? It’s ridiculous that anyone would even ask. It should be a national holiday, really. You have been voting for your favorite NBA dance teams, haven’t you? You’re not one of those office party-poopers, are you? Of course not; join the national craze before it’s too late!