Blog-O-Rama: Greg Oden Sells Himself Quite Well

• LARRY BROWN SPORTS would buy anything Greg Oden was selling, based on his performance in this ESPN The Magazine ad:

• CRASHBURN ALLEY draws up news of John Kruk appearing on “Aqua Teen Hunger Force“.

• TIRICO SUAVE has some suggestions for anyone thinking of starting up a Dana Jacobson-inspired sports blog.

• WAGGLE ROOM swings over news that the Australian Women’s Open is in financial trouble.

Maria Sharapova Ana Ivanovic glamor shots

Maybe they should take a cue from the other Aussie Women’s Open.

• DC SPORTS BOG takes a hair-raising look at the Patriots’ playoff beards.

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Jacobson Thinks Media Exaggerated Her Rant?

Michael David Smith of AOL Fanhouse watched Dana Jacobson’s return to ESPN’s morning show “First Take” and reports that she seemed slightly miffed at how her rant was reported. With the emphasis on slightly.

Dana Jacobson

I want to once again say how truly sorry I am for my poor choices and bad judgment,” Jacobson said. “I’ve taken responsibility for what I did say and do, and realize it was wrong. … I have already learned a lot.

Although Jacobson didn’t get into the details of what she said at the roast, the way she emphasized the words “what I did say” seemed to be a subtle suggestion that some of the reports that have come out in the past two weeks overstated exactly what Jacobson said. Read more…

Dolphins Can’t Win In Orange Bowl Flag Finale

Even in a flag football game against a college team, the Miami Dolphins can’t win.

Orange Bowl flag football

The MIAMI HERALD reports on the last football game held at the Orange Bowl - a 7-on-7 flag football contest on Saturday between former Dolphins and former Miami Hurricanes. The ex-Canes were able to run away from the ex-Fins in a 65-51 shootout. Too bad the current stock of UM players couldn’t have done the same thing in their own home finale.

Over 12,000 fans showed up for the final football farewell to the stadium - more than the Marlins can even hope to bring out to their games. But folks are invited to come back to the OB in two weeks and pick up a urinal or two.

No word if Dan Marino was selling his new vodka at concession stands - or if Dana Jacobson was spotted in line.

“First Take” Can’t Possibly Be This Entertaining

Like Shaq in the Champagne Room last night, SbB limps to the finish …

• ESPN has apparently now embargoed any Dana Jacobson news.

Dana Jacobson Belvedere Vodka

Al Davis wants to derail Lane Kiffin’s Raiders coaching career.

Jim Spanarkel used to be a sexy (Blue) Devil - now he’s a sexy Pirate.

• If a Ray Lewis lie detector test falls in the woods…

Tony Romo ended his relationship with Jessica Simpson - to marry his college sweetheart?

Tony Romo

• The latest LaDainian Tomlinson action figure features the Chargers RB with his end on the bench.

• A college basketball coach goes barefoot to end the agony of poor kids without shoes.

• The Pistons brawl starter ends his freedom with another drunk driving charge.

Bottle Empty: ESPN Pulls All Jacobson Coverage

We’ve heard ESPN has completely yanked all coverage of the Dana Jacobson story. Bristol has also begun directing ESPN-owned radio stations to stop mentioning Jacobson on-air and remove Jacobson-related material from its websites.

Dana Jacobson Swilling Vodka

Think the Jacobson photos coming out today had something to do with that?

We thought it was a little bizarre how much ESPN covered the story in the first place. A fraction of ESPN’s audience was even aware of the roast, yet the net covered it on SportsCenter, ESPN.com and ESPN Radio like it was one of the week’s lead stories (it shouldn’t have been). We think the net’s suits were probably using the story to promote that god-awful ESPN radio morning debacle which shall go unnamed.

But when the photos (and soon, video?) came out, things started getting really messy.

It’s one thing to get out ahead of a story or accusation (see Randy Moss). It’s another to overblow the story by constantly reminding people about it.

Of Course, This Has Always Been About The Jews

The HARTFORD COURANT reports (sans byline) on the “dozen protesters” who “marched in front of ESPN headquarters in Bristol today, calling for the firing of on-air personality Dana Jacobson for comments she made at a recent roast.

Dana Jacobson Protest

The jobless protesters, most from local houses of worship, carried snazzy signs that read “ESPN , Say No to Hate Speech,” and “Fairness in the Media.”

The protestors featured dynamic souls like Reverend Patrick J. Mahoney, director of the Christian Defense Coalition. Or was it the Christian Defense League. Or Commission. We’re not really sure.

Mahoney highlighted the excitement on the ESPN campus, by summing up what we’ve been thinking on this from the outset: This is all about the Jews, Blacks and homosexuals (of course!). Read more…

Trey Wingo Is A More Discerning Swiller Of Spirits

BASEBALL MUSINGS, via DEADSPIN, lifts ESPN’s embargo on the photographic evidence of Dana Jacobson feeling boozy at that recent ESPN Roast (who was it for again?):

Dana Jacobson Swilling Vodka

Neil Best of NEWSDAY adds to the fun, reporting that “there is a protest scheduled in Bristol Friday against ESPN’s Dana Jacobson that is based on a comment she made might very well not have made at a roast of some colleagues a couple of weeks back.

Something called the Christian Defense Coalition is planning the picket.

Do you really think there would be this uproar if ESPN hadn’t made the questionable decision to report Jacobson’s suspension and apology for 48 consecutive hours on all network platforms? If Bob Ley had done the same thing, think the boys in Bristol would’ve piled on like that?

ESPN itself has made this a bigger story than it really is. And we have a feeling Jacobson’s past complaints about the WWL may be playing into this.

Packers Bikini Girls Not Backed For Maxim Shoot?

SbB while you were recovering from Wendy’s Stack Attack:

• Did Maxim do an about face on Packers Bikini Girls? (sure looks like it)

Lambeau Field Bikini Girls Packers Maxim

(You’re welcome)

• Thank god ESPN kept ND in their good graces by suspending Dana Jacobson. Yeah, that’s a valuable relationship.

‘Melo making sure Mayo’s leaving early? (Hello Heat!)

• As it turns out, Tom Brady plays on a second team, the Hair Club.

Tom Brady Balding Photo

Shaq’s monthly $1,500 cable bill (how many times can you watch Busty Cops III?)

ESPN’s Drunken Dana Docked Week By Network

The CHICAGO TRIBUNE, via THE BIG LEAD, reports today “Sources have confirmed that (Dana) Jacobson, a co-host of ‘First Take’ on ESPN2, currently is serving a one-week suspension because of her behavior at a Jan. 11 roast for ESPN Radio personalities Mike Greenberg and Mike Golic at Atlantic City, N.J.

Dana Jacobsen Jamie Mottram

(Jacobson with Jamie Mottram in happier times)

While declining to confirm Jacobson had been suspended, ESPN spokesman Josh Krulewitz said, ‘Her actions and comments were inappropriate and we’ve dealt with it.‘”

Dealt with it how? By getting her better material? That was the only problem we had with her alleged comments, which were, though foul, somewhat less than original.

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Catholics Cross About Anchor’s ‘F— Jesus’ Rant

ESPN anchor Dana Jacobson says she’s sorry for her alcohol-fueled rant at the Mike & Mike Celebrity Roast. But a Catholic group is still cross about the comments.

Dana Jacobson Belvedere Vodka

AWFUL ANNOUNCING blesses us with news that the future Belvedere Vodka spokeswoman emailed an apology after being pressured by theCatholic League. During her brief time on the M&M podium, the inebriated Jacobson went on a tirade, yelling “F— Notre Dame” and “F— Touchdown Jesus“, before closing with, “F— Jesus!

Dana’s follow-up statement said, “My remarks about Notre Dame were foolish and insensitive. I respect all religions and did not mean anything derogatory by my poorly chosen words.”

But apparently her apology isn’t good enough.

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