Dan Dierdorf is the most famous player in Cardinals history, admittedly with little competition. So why is the Hall-of-Fame offensive lineman going to miss Arizona’s first Super Bowl appearance?

The afterthought of the longest-lasting MNF broadcast booth will be tooling around the West Indies on a yacht, instead of in Tampa with the rest of the Cardinal legends like…um…Emmitt Smith and Dennis Green. It’s hard to blame him - who in their right mind would schedule a vacation around an expected Arizona Super Bowl appearance?

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Terry Lefton of SPORTS BUSINESS DAILY points us to promotion by Subway that will definitely appeal to the masses trolling for internet porn who enjoy whiling away the day on the web. Oh yeah, and Chris Long fans!:

(Indulge us, we just can’t get enough of this story)

Top NFL Draft prospect DE Chris Long has signed a deal with Subway that has him appearing in 15 Webisodes on Subwayfreshbuzz.com around the NFL Draft. Long also will make appearances for the restaurant chain. In some of the Webisodes, produced by Source Communications, Long shows Subway icon Jared Fogle how to attain “NFL shape.”

(Lost opp: Subway webisode could’ve featured Long as Purell endorser)

What you (and Chris Long) probably know: Jared (allegedly) used to sell porn in college.

What you (and Chris Long) probably don’t know: Jared (allegedly) used that experience as inspiration to develop the sweet onion sauce they slather on Subway’s mutant chicken subs. Read more…

The Dolphins finally made their head coaching hire today.

We had no idea Dan Dierdorf wanted back in the game.

We guess you can never have enough guys with two stomachs on the staff.