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The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader are hosting a big shindig in the Bahamas in a couple weeks.
(Like their divine Ambrosia tailgate salad, fans can ‘mix’ with the cheerleaders)
The regrettably-worded “release party” (dude, keep it in the room) will pop off during the Oct. 16-18 weekend, which not coincidentally is Joe Simpson’s first weekend off from Jessica’s Indian Casino tour in 18 mos.
So it turns out that the tryout process to become a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader includes a rigorous written exam, including such questions as: “Name one country that borders Iraq.” Well, I guess Miss Teen South Carolina is out.
If only the Cowboys themselves had such rigorous standards. You may have thought that passing the bar exam was hard, but for every failed lawyer in the Dallas-Fort Worth area you’ve probably got seven or eight would-be Cowboys cheerleaders waiting tables and working as hotel reservation clerks, all because they didn’t have a firm grasp of geography and current events. Read more…
• An ex-Dallas Cowboys cheerleader hopes to lasso herself up a Bachelor.
• SI swimsuit model & NASCAR wife Niki Taylor is about to add a brand new member to her little pit crew.
• Get to know Giulia Siegel, former soccer WAG & current Playboy poser.
• Eddy Curry denies trying to curry favor with his chauffeur through gay sex offers, anti-Semitic slurs, and semen-encrusted towels.
• A chauffeur claims the Knicks’ Eddy Curry plays for the other team, if you know what we mean - and he apparently plays pretty rough.
Watch your back, David Lee!
• What do you do when your top-seeded team gets tossed from the playoffs? If you’re a Giants fan, you pummel a Porsche & smash a SUV.
• Florida State safety Myron Rolle shuns NFL glory for an Oxford education.
• The Miami Heat hit upon a new PR strategy - suing their season ticket holders for unpaid-for seats.
• AWFUL ANNOUNCING is speechless, as Mike Patrick can’t think of the right thing to say (check about 36 seconds in):
• BOILED SPORTS gets their temperature rising with another Erin Andrews sighting.
• HOME RUN DERBY tosses along this hit-by-pitch video gallery.
SHAHI PROPS UP OUR FLEETING CHEERLEADER FANTASY: Like you, we’re over major sports websites trying to prop up sagging traffic numbers with thousands of photo posts of over-makeupped, underdeveloped cheerleaders.
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Thankfully, KSK’s Unsilent Majority is here to save the day and rescue the cheerleader fantasy for all of us, with his post on working (really!) actress and former Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Sarah Shahi.
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