Best B-Day Wishes For B-Ball Babe Claudia Porras

We enjoy getting the MAXIM-um fun out of NFL cheerleader photo shoots.

We wish a happy birthday to Bolivian basketball babe Claudia Porras!

Claudia Porras Photos

Manny Ramirez socks the Sox’s traveling secretary over ticket troubles.

• A conservative website runs news of sprinter Tyson Gay by referring to him as Tyson Homosexual.

• Spain’s Euro 2008 success was bad news for Madrid’s erotic film festival.

• Now that Charles Barkley is all paid up, who’s Steve Wynn to sue now? Answer: The NBA & Alonzo Mourning’s charity organization.

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Some Athletes Ready for ‘WW III’ to Protect Home

Each summer, the NFL holds a meeting with each team during minicamp on personal security. A film is shown. Situations are discussed. As the DALLAS MORNING NEWS’s DALLAS COWBOYS BLOG puts it, “Know your surroundings. Watch those around you. Don’t hang out in bad places. And, as my father always said, nothin’ good happens after midnight.”

Charles Bronson

Some athletes hear those words loud and clear. Others hear the same words but have a slightly different interpretation. For example, Cowboys wide receiver Sam Hurd spends his nights with his lovely wife in his gated community. Also, he owns an M-16 (among other weapons) and “… if someone comes in my house to rob me, you’ve got World War III going on.

Are we sure Charles Bronson isn’t running NFL Security from the grave?
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Blog-O-Riffic: Good Vibrations And Cheerleaders

• FAN IQ vibrates its approval of the “ButtKicker”, a device that NHRA and NASCAR are testing that vibrates seats based on cues.

• PRO FOOTBALL TALK reports the Steelers have released everyone’s favorite dump truck, Najeh Davenport.

• The ZWANNEUS REPORT gives us some very nice photos of Russian cheerleaders. Da!

Russian cheerleader

• HASHMARKS notes Vikings’ RB Adrian Peterson getting a laugh by naming his toughest opponent.

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Injured Teen Convinces Cowboy to Re-Open Camp

The town of Jena, Louisiana, had made national headlines for all the wrong reasons with the whole “Jena Six” controversy. And the negative publicity became so bad for local football product Jason Hatcher that the Dallas Cowboys lineman decided to stop holding a youth football camp in his hometown.

Jason Hatcher Dallas Cowboys Cole Ashworth

But Hatcher had a change of heart when he heard the story of a former camp attendee who wanted to become a football star, but had his dreams dashed when he lost his leg in a shooting accident. Read more…

Blog-O-Licious: Housing Crisis Hits Ballers, Too

Some links from all around as I sweat out the California heat wave without A/C:

• PRO FOOTBALL TALK divulges that Adam “Don’t Call Me Pacman” Jones is defaulting on the mortgage on his Tennessee home.

Pacman Jones' home

(This bedroom is part of the home that could be yours if you show up at the courtroom auction.)

• Mr. Jones is not alone on the real estate issues front, as THE BIG LEAD writes on the California real-estate company that’s on the down and out after getting investments from jocks like Matt Light, Roy Halladay, and Vladimir Guerrero.

• The IRISH BAND OF BROTHERS discovers Notre Dame is having some issues finding an alum willing to take on its vacant athletic director position. (Duties include keeping Charlie Weis’ chocolate fountain flowing at all times.)

• Gotta love Redskins TE Chris Cooley – via his COOLEY ZONE blog, he lets us in on his upcoming Eastern Motors ad, and is even looking for nicknames to use in the ad, too.

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Combat Ki-ers Take A Lickin’ But Keep On Tickin’

Think you’re tough, tough guy? Feel like you can take a punch without even feeling it? Do you think you look good in black robes?

They why not try combat ki? WITH LEATHER sends long a video sample of how this ancient art of self defense really works:


Yep, basically people try to beat crap out of you with punches to the face & kicks to the groin - but you just stand there, stoic & strong.

Sounds suicidal? Well, former Cowboys great Randy White is convinced of the power of ki - since a punch he tried to throw only brought pain unto himself. Just listen to this testimonial: Read more…

Guys Named “Adam” Don’t Shoot Up Strip Joints

Pacman Jones is no more.

Pacman Jones Dallas Cowboys practice

Adam Jones is reportedly asking that he no longer be referred to by that name. So for that reason, I look forward to calling him Pacman for another 10 years. Read more…

Staubach Scores w/$700M Real Estate Co. Buyout

Things seem to be rolling Roger Staubach’s way. First, his Navy Midshipmen finally b