• Are Alex Rodriguez and the little missus on the fast track to splitsville?

• The Kansas City Wizards sure know how to treat their female employees.

• What Dwyane Wade & Michael Beasley have is a failure to communicate.

• It’s dangerous to come between a man and his woman, but it’s even worse to come between a Razorback and his scooter.

• No one is safe from Joe Maddon’s “Devil Rays” dollar fine - not even John Challis, the Pennsylvania teen battling terminal cancer.

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Oh, Madonna, look at what your little homewrecking ways have done! After rumors surfaced that the Material Girl was macking with A-Rod, the NY DAILY NEWS reports that the Yankee slugger is separating from his wife.

A “source with knowledge of the situation” tells the D-N that the Rods have been having marital problems for the past three months, and Alex’s meddling with Madonna was the last straw for Cynthia Rodriguez.

C-Rod had already dealt with A-Rod’s infidelity with “entertainer” Josyln Morse, not to mention his lack of manliness by fainting during the birth of their first daughter.

However, it may appear that Cynthia isn’t so innocent when it comes to extramarital flings. Read more…

RADAR ONLINE hones in on rumors of the latest saucy sports celebrity coupling - A-Rod & Madonna.

When the new issue of OK! magazine comes out tomorrow, there’s apparently a story about an alleged affair between the Yankees slugger and the singer-actress-whatever-the-hell-she’s-doing-nowadays.

And what evidence does the mag have about the duo getting super friendly? The two were spotted together at the same gym 8 months ago!

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We’ve had concerns about A-Rod’s manliness (not that there’s anything wrong with that), but his wife gives us yet another reason to wonder.

Cynthia Rodriguez recently admitted, “As tough and big as he seems, he is real wimpy around doctors or any type of medical situation.” Why would she make such embarrassing accusations?

Could be because her hubby passed out during the birth of their first daughter. Read more…

JOE TORRE APPARENTLY ISN’T A STEVE BERTHIAUME FAN: The latest, greatest moments from RedSoxYankeesLand:

The NEW YORK POST has a gem today from Joe Torre after a spineless reporter apologized for asking the Yankees manager about Cynthia Rodriguez’s profane tank yesterday: “It’s ESPN, that [bleep] network, right?”.

Meanwhile, the BOSTON GLOBE has Nick Cafardo carrying water for John Henry and Larry Lucchino, as he reports this week information fed to him by Red Sox management that industry sources “estimate the Yankees will make an additional [$50-100M] annually” when the new Yankee Stadium opens in ’09, which “will necessitate even better management” of Fenway Park by the Red Sox.

Translation: Get ready for Red Sox ownership to continue to jam more seats-per-square-inch into the Fens, while slathering obnoxious ads on whatever isn’t nailed down (is Johnny Pesky’s fungo next?).

Red Sox President & CEO Larry Lucchino confirms that notion to Cafardo, “A new ballpark is not in the cards. But the new behemoth Yankee Stadium in 2009 does militate in favor of us doing everything possible to make Fenway Park a bit bigger, better, and more revenue-producing in the near future.”

$25M-PER DOESN’T ALWAYS TAKE OUT THE WHITE TRASH: The NEW YORK POST reports on the lovely shirt worn by Cynthia Rodriguez, wife of Alex Rodriguez, at yesterday’s A’s-Yankees game:

In case you can’t read it, it says: “F— You“.Accompanied by her two-year-old daughter, she wore the tank in the players’ family section. The NYP adds that the shirt “may have violated Yankee Stadium policy“, but when “some fans let nearby security know about [the shirt], nothing was done.”

In case you’re wondering where she got the idea for the obscene display, here’s a clue.