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• Along with sister Ashley, Courtney has hit the drag strip as another hot hot-rodding Force to be reckoned with.
• High school cheerleaders in Texas can sure pull off some crappy pranks.
• Broncos WR Brandon Marshall appears to enjoy beating up women.
• This soccer celebration on top of a Brazilian bus could have gone better.
• Danica Patrick signs some boobs in her latest TV commercial for Boost Mobile. Sounds sexy, right? Well…
• AVP fans will no longer be able to drink in the sights of the Cuervo Girls.
(”Wait - we’re out of a job?!?!”)
• Brewers fans will finally get to see some great baseball at Miller Park - they’ll be showing “The Sandlot” in the stadium parking lot.
• Michael Irvin sued for stealing reality show idea. Aren’t all reality shows stolen from something else anyway?
• Cristiano Ronaldo shows off his macho fashion sense by sporting a pink cap on his head, a flower in his hair & pearls around his neck.
• Let the Lakers & Magic have their NBA Finals. Tony Parker will be just fine with a bikini-clad Eva Longoria in the French Riviera.
I’ve attended several AVP Pro Beach Volleyball Tour events in my day, and so have come to appreciate the fine work of the Cuervo Girls. Not only does one have to have a body to fill out the uniform to be a Cuervo Girl, but a strong arm to reach the upper rows with promotional toys is also a must.
Sadly though, Jose Cuervo is no longer an AVP sponsor, and that means that the Cuervo Girls have been retired. It’s a curious turn of events, considering where the league is going with their main advertising campaign this year. ARE WE GOING TO STAND FOR THIS?!
Well, yes, we are. But we’re not very happy about it.
