Ex-UCLA Star Jordan Farmar Is Afraid Of Women?

• Lakers benchwarmer Jordan Farmar is fearful of over-infatuated females.

Jordan Farmar Laker Girls

If he’s afraid of girls, why is he blogging for PLAYBOY?

• USC says Rey Maualuga is so sorry for shaking it behind Erin Andrews.

• The Celtics continue to crash & burn, while Ball State gets flattened by a Golden Hurricane. (Its much more powerful than a golden shower.)

• The Colorado Buffaloes better bet set to share the blame of their wayward teammates.

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Clever Caption Contest: Blackhawk Bears Backside

Hey, readers! Put on your thinking caps, ’cause it’s time to rack your brains for another exciting adventure of the SbB Clever Caption Contest!

Since it’s Hump Day, we skate along a shot of Chicago Blackhawks goalie Cristobal Huet showing his humps to a pair of flummoxed Phoenix Coyotes:

Cristobal Huet Blackhawks Coyotes

How would you describe this cheeky scene? Submit your suggestions into the comments section linked below. Winner will be announced in the end-of-the-day recap, with a chance at a month’s supply of freeze-dried Preparation H.

So, don’t be a lazy bum - get off your ass & write something!

Sidney Crosby Now Can Score Only With His Mind

Picture a man, battered and beaten. He has spent the third period of a National Hockey League contest as the silhouetted man in an impressive round of target practice from the locked and loaded Pittsburgh Penguins, filling him full of rubber puck shot in the last dozen minutes. His ragged breathing and soaked sweater betray his efforts to push the game to extra time. He finally nears the end of the period and has warded off the last volley from the Penguins battery…

Cristobal Huet crushed

…only to have his own rookie defenseman jam the puck behind him for the game-winning goal with 28 seconds left. Tough day, Cristobal Huet.
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