The nicest thing about being a pro basketball player, even a completely mediocre one known more for looking like Steve Austin than your actual talent on a basketball court, is that you can still afford to own $21 million houses in Tarpon Springs, Florida.

The downside to that, of course, is that when you try to sell such an expensive house, the whole thing becomes public knowledge. Like, let’s say you enter into an agreement for $21 million cash, then get punked on such an agreement, and finally file suit in federal court claiming breach of contract. Well, people, like THE TAMPA TRIBUNE, are gonna write about it. Even if you’re Matt F’ing Geiger. Read more…