We’re both awed by and a little concerned for YOUR FACE IS A SPORTS BLOG after hearing that they spend their time researching SPORTS ILLUSTRATED swimsuit issues for fun and profit. (That’s one way to use the new SI archives, we suppose.) After reading what they discovered, though, we must speak for them as Real American Heroes.

Apparently, nearly all the sports couples that have appeared in SPORTS ILLUSTRATED swimsuit issues have been felled by awful circumstances. Better yet, nearly all of those circumstances could have been avoided if the athlete and/or spouse did not have their heads betwixt the cheeks of their posterior at all times. Read more…