OJ’s Court Sequel Not Gathering As Much Interest

You know, I always liked that O.J. Simpson fellow. The great football career, the Hertz commercials, his unforgettable turn as Nordberg in the Naked Gun movies. Then, I just kinda lost track of him somewhere around, say, 1994. I’ve always wondered what he’s been up to. Now I come to find out he’s on trial for some sort of armed robbery shenanigans. Scandal!

OJ Simpson

The prosecution is out to show that O.J. just might be capable of doing something illegal. Juice says he was just collecting some of his own possessions…by setting up a vigilante-style sting at a Vegas hotel. There were thugs, guns, tape recordings, guys named “C.J.” and “Bruce.” This was all very sophisticated.

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