HONEY, IF ONLY I COULD SHRINK THE FAT SIDELINE GUY: YOU BEEN BLINDED unearths this extremely informative promotional spot for the Honey Board by Tony Siragusa:

In the promo, our favorite cheesecake-on-stilts extols the profound virtues of “REAL HONEY“! In case you don’t think he’s serious, watch him throw out that phony syrup crap like a quarterback’s shoulder:

THEY SHOULD’VE GOTTEN BUD GRANT TO WAND VINATERI: ESPN has a new commercial out that features Adam Vinateri. In the spot, the four-time Super Bowl-winning kicker is unable to get through an ESPN office metal detector because of his four Super Bowl rings.