I think I’ve found the world’s worst person: his name is Jaime Salcedo, and he’s the owner of Showbiz Productions in Jacksonville, FL. He first made a name for himself by selling the “Vick Chew Toy,” which is not related to the one the St. Paul Saints gave away. In fact, if you read the [...]

Colorado Buffaloes CB Ben Burney gets college. No, no… obviously, the fifth-year senior gets college. He’s been faithfully attending classes and receiving lodging and all the other accouterments of higher education.
No, he really gets the point of college. While you’re there, play a sport, write a 500-page book, make a feature-length film, and get a [...]

Let’s face it, recruiting is a tricky, inexact science. Even if you correctly identify the prospects who’ll thrive in your program and turn into All-Americans, there’s still the issue of getting them committed and on campus–and doing so within the draconian bylaws of the NCAA. When doing all this while competing against over 100 other [...]

• Lakers benchwarmer Jordan Farmar is fearful of over-infatuated females.

If he’s afraid of girls, why is he blogging for PLAYBOY?
• USC says Rey Maualuga is so sorry for shaking it behind Erin Andrews.
• The Celtics continue to crash & burn, while Ball State gets flattened by a Golden Hurricane. (Its much more powerful than a [...]

University of Colorado head coach Dan Hawkins certainly knew “den mother” fell on his list of responsibilities, but he hoped “warden” didn’t. Unfortunately, 13 players found their way into the legal system in and around Boulder since fall of 2007, not to mention academic ineligibility and other tomfoolery.

Therefore, Hawkins has declared an end to the [...]

When we last heard from Katie Hnida, she had gone from being known as the first woman to play for a Division I-A team, to alleging rape and sexual harassment at the hands of her Colorado teammates.

No charges were filed, and Buffaloes coach Gary Barnett said, “Katie was not only a girl, she was terrible. [...]

TGIF, SbBers! And one Yankee slugger is TG-ing a little more on this lovely F.

Alex Rodriguez has reached a divorce settlement with soon-to-be ex-wife Cynthia. C-Rod had been fighting the legality of the couple’s pre-nup agreement, but may have realized it was a lost cause. All A-Rod’s lawyer would say (in a terse statement) is [...]

EVERY DAY SHOULD BE SATURDAY tits … er, tips us off to the tail … er, tale of a Minnesota football recruit who canceled his commitment after being taken on a trip to a strip club.

The DAILY NEBRASKAN uncovers the story of Lydon Murtha, a high school all-American who was all set to go to [...]

No more candy & ice cream for the Yankees? Aw, nuts (& dried fruit & granola)!
• CBS might finally be telling college analyst Billy Packer to pack it in.

• Carmelo Anthony gets treated to special chants at Staples Center.
• An NBA D-Leaguer expresses his desire for “The Office” actress Jenna Fischer through the power [...]

Spencer Hall of EDSBS locates the only interesting thing that happened at the recent Univ. of Colorado spring football game:

From the video, it’s safe to assume who was the day’s leading ground gainer.