10:21 AM Alando Tucker of the Phoenix Suns resembling me at about 4p PT on Thanksgiving Day.

10:01 AM Dan Le Batard of the Miami Herald has an artful treatment of Tiger Woods' situation and the media we all no longer recognize: "There are too many lights on you these days for an athlete to be around anything shady."

9:00 PM Jim Haslett, coach of the UFL runner-up Florida Tuskers, admits he's been contacted about an NFL job. Meanwhile, Jim Fassel, coach of the UFL champion Las Vegas Locomotives, says he's happy where he's at: "I don't want to go there (to the NFL) and be miserable and lose."

8:42 PM If Mark Sanchez can wolf down a hot dog on the sidelines, then surely JaMarcus Russell can enjoy a bag of Skittles stuffed into his pants.