Penn St., UNC Scents Don’t Smell Like Teen Spirit

Penn State and North Carolina fans have a lot to cheer about at the moment. Both football teams are headed to bowls, Penn State’s in the midst of a Joe Paterno resurgence that’s earned them a ticket to the Rose Bowl, and UNC looks unbeatable on the court.

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Well, things just got a little bit better. Or at least stranger. According to the ASSOCIATED PRESS, Nittany Lion and Tar Heel fans and alums can now buy perfumes and colognes that smell like the schools. Or at least they’re supposed to. Disappointingly, Eau de Penn State reportedly smells like a blend of vanilla, lilac, rose and white patchouli rather than football, sweat, drunken Big Ten stall sex and general musk.

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Illinois Fans Still On Warpath Over Indian Mascot

As Illinois gets ready for the Rose Bowl, some fans say reports of the death of Chief Illiniwek are greatly exaggerated - or at least still open to discussion:

Chief Illiniwek Illinois mascot

Eric Zorn of the CHICAGO TRIBUNE sends smoke signals on the latest fight for the revival of the U of I’s controversial mascot.

Last February, under pressure from the NCAA, the school put the feather dress & buckskin-wearing warrior to rest. No longer would the big chief roam around Memorial Stadium or Assembly Hall. And Zorn notes that various websites originally set up in support of Illiniwek have now become inactive.

However, chief supporters of the Chief say that they haven’t given up the fight just yet. The leader of Students for Chief Illiniwek claims, We’ve been trying to stay under the radar. We’re getting ready for our big push.

pro-Chief Illini bumper sticker

And the co-founder of the Honor the Chief Society has a plan to bring Illiniwek back into the limelight - by changing the way university trustees are appointed. If the group can convince the state to select trustees by popular election, they’re convinced that pro-Chief candidates could be voted onto the board.

Even a university spokesman admitted that many fans & students still wear Illiniwek-inspired clothing to games & on campus. And chief-themed imaged were allowed in last October’s homecoming parade.

It appears that the good Chief is not dead yet, unlike the Illini’s chances against USC in Pasadena.