Senior Bowlers Put Beat-Down On Purse Snatcher

Remember when they released the “Cocoon” DVD, and it included that hilarious deleted scene in which all the old people went bowling, and then beat up a teenaged purse snatcher? Oh wait, that might have been real life. Moral of story: Do not attempt to steal things during V.I.P. Trio Summer League at Hillsboro Park Lanes Family Entertainment Center.

The Hillsboro, Oregon, bowling center became an epicenter for chaos recently when a 16-year-old reportedly tried to steal two purses from tables at the bowling alley. Hilarity featuring old people beating up a would-be thief ensued.

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