Blog-Some: Classic ESPN Cockfighting Commercial

• YOU BEEN BLINDED scratches up this classic ESPN commercial featuring the Red Sox & Yankees cockfighting:

• CNBC’s Darren Rovell hoops it up with the Harlem Globetrotters - by hitting the court as a Washington General.

• The NEW YORK POST’s PAGE SIX briefs us that Tom Brady may soon be showing off in Calvin Klein skivvies.

• The NATIONAL ENQUIRER leg-drops a bombshell that Hulk Hogan’s been secretly squeezing his 24-inch pythons around a friend of his daughter’s

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Blog-A-Roni: Free Dances For Super Bowl Champs

• CONSTRUDA saves their singles, as a New York strip club is offering free lap dances for the Super Bowl champion Giants.

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• Now that collegiate coffins have been okayed, EVERY DAY SHOULD BE SATURDAY offers up suggestions for scholastic-themed sex toys.

• THE BIZ OF BASKETBALL talks trash, as Steve Nash will be wearing Nike’s new recycled shoe.

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Blog-O-Rama: Get Down With Your Bad Self, Pedro

• Spencer Hall at SPORTING NEWS discovers that Pedro Martinez turned that recent cockfighting match into a dance floor.

• PRO FOOTBALL TALK finds out that everyone’s favorite inventor of neologisms, Emmitt Smith, may be back next season. (My personal favorite Emmitt-ism: “debacled”.)• LOG’S BLOG learns that UNC men’s hoops coach Roy Williams isn’t up on much of popular culture.

• BUSTED COVERAGE shows that Cleveland Browns WR Braylon Edwards is having some fun with high-powered weaponry at the Pro Bowl.

Braylon Edwards with rifle

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Blog-O-Rama: Schilling Speaks On Shoulder Saga

Curt Schilling uses his blog to give his side of the sore shoulder saga.

Curt Schilling shoulder

• BALL DON’T LIE gives “Inside The NBA” host Ernie Johnson a chance to finally get a word in edgewise.

• DEUCE OF DAVENPORT chows down on Major League Eating: The Video Game!

• WITH LEATHER dresses down the Victoria’s Secret Super Bowl party, complete with sexy awards!

Victoria's Secret Super Bowl Party

• BABES LOVE BASEBALL pecks up news that PETA wants an apology from Pedro Martinez & Juan Marichal for getting caught playing with cocks.

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The NY Post Loves Our Mad Animated Gif Skillz

Yesterday we posted a video that featured a cockfight involving Pedro Martinez and Juan Marichal in the Dominican Republic. The video has since been taken down. Here’s the animated gif we created to link the video:

Pedro Martinez Juan Marichal Cockfight

The ASSOCIATED PRESS then reported on the video a few hours after we linked it (which we first spotted on HOME RUN DERBY). Keep in mind the video was not uploaded to Youtube on the day we linked it. It had already been on the site for some time. We’re guessing the AP found the old video through SbB or Home Run Derby, which is fine. We really don’t expect credit on something like that.

But then earlier today Cathy Burke and Tom Liddy of the NEW YORK POST reported on the video as well, including this animated gif (bottom right):

NY Post Steals SbB Animated Gif Of Cockfighting

Look familiar? Hi Cathy and Tom!

Cool Card Collectible: Rudy Rooting With Red Sox

We offer evidence of another pumped-up day in the world of sports:

• Topps shows what a bunch of cards they are by inserting Rudy Guiliani into the Red Sox’s World Series celebration:

Rudy Guiliani Red Sox Card

• HBO is cancelling “Inside The NFL”, denying us the chance to see more manic Marino tantrums.

Jeremy Shockey has better things to do than attend some silly Super Bowl parade.

Terrelle Pryor said he wouldn’t choose his school on Wednesday, but others are trying to make the choice for him.

Pedro Martinez & Juan Marichal do enjoy themselves a good cockfight:

Pedro Martinez cockfighing

(Pedro handling his cock before the big fight)

True to his word, Shaq doesn’t let Steve Nash down.

• Like the SEC gals and Big East boys, the Green Bay Packers experience their own teleconferencing fun.

• ESPN needs to hire a spellchecker for the “PTI” graphics guys.

Video: Pedro, Marichal, Do Love Their Cockfighting

Very sad video sent over by HOME RUN DERBY today that features Pedro Martinez and Juan Marichal involved in what appears to be a professionally sanctioned cockfight somewhere in the Dominican Republic:

Pedro Martinez Juan Marichal Cockfight

The video is not for the faint of heart. Unless you’re from Louisiana or BFF’s with Roy Jones, Jr.