Poor Andy Kennedy. Recall, if you will, the Ole Miss basketball coach’s arrest last fall after being accused of assaulting a cab driver while shouting ethnic slurs at him. Yes, we live in a post-9/11 world, but you can’t go punching anyone named “Mohamed” in the face. 9/11 didn’t literally change everything. And though Kennedy vehemently denies the charges, according to Cincinnati’s WLWT NEWS (via FRIENDS OF THE PROGRAM), the whole ordeal has claimed a whole new victim: Mrs. Kennedy’s quivering vagina.
(The aggrieved couple, in happier, sexier times)
Indeed, Kimber Kennedy, Andy’s wife, has actually filed a countersuit at the cab driver & the valet driver who corroborated the initial charge, claiming among other things that the accusations had harmed the couple’s relationship - including their sex life.
(Kimber, if you were trying to figure out a way to get mentioned on SbB, mission accomplished.)
And though the suit has yet to go before a judge, we have a feeling what the Kennedy wife’s statement to the judge will be, below the jump: