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Cleveland Browns quarterback Brady Quinn is still worthy of your unsavory dreams and lascivious aspirations, despite spending his rookie year on the bench and out of the limelight.
Does this mean he’ll be back on that Subway float tossing sandwiches to passers-by? Read more…
Hey Steelers fans: if you have a significant disregard for your own personal safety, and an extra $10,000 laying around, you can have former Steelers linebacker Greg Lloyd watch a game with you at your house.
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The owner of the Cleveland Browns has denied rumors that he’s fleeing the country in order to take hands-on control of his English soccer club.
(”Let’s see - am I supposed to go to Game 6 or Game 9?“)
Jeff Schudel of the WILLLOUGHBY (OH) NEWS-HERALD reports that Randy Lerner, who purchased the Aston Villa club in 2006, retorts any reports from English newspapers that he plans to take up permanent residence across the Pond. Read more…
We remember the Alamo, but forget to bribe Alamodome security.
• SbB is in San Antonio this weekend to take part in the fun & frivolity of the Final Four!
• Fresh off the Ernie Banks crisis, another sports statue has been punctured for punctuation problems.
• If a Browns cornerback can’t outrun the cops, how’s he gonna do against the Steelers receivers?
• The Kansas City Royals are hot, but their calendar’s even hotter!
One Cleveland Browns player wanted to prove that the Cincinnati Bengals wasn’t the only NFL franchise in Ohio to feature felons on their roster.
BROWNS GAB via KRIV-TV in Houston reports that cornerback Kenny Wright was arrested Thursday after trying to run away from the police. Read more…
He’s never started an NFL game, and yet Brady Quinn already has cashed in on big endorsement deals with Subway, Hummer, and…what’s the name of that special energy drink of his? Discharge?
Of course, when those deals were done last spring, everyone thought it was only a matter of time before Quinn became an everyday starter for whatever horrible team decided to pick him up. But now Derek Anderson, who led the Browns to a 10-6 record last fall, has resigned with the team, inking a three-year deal that would make him the clear-cut starter heading into training camp for the 2008 season. Clear-cut, as YAHOO! SPORTS reports, to everyone except Quinn. Read more…
With the Browns locking in 24-year-old slow-footed mastodon and Pro Bowl alternate Derek Anderson to a 3-year deal, their quarterback situation would seem to be settled for at least a few years to come. Not so to the handsy Brady Quinn, ever the optimist.
According to Michael David Smith at FANHOUSE, cocksure Quinn said he welcomes the competition that Horse Balls offers until he inevitably unseats him as the Browns’ starter, of course of course.
In one of the more curious moves of the opening day of free agency, Lions defensive tackle Shaun Rogers was apparently dealt to the Cincinnati Bengals, until he wasn’t. The trade was nullified for reasons as yet unclear, reports the CINCINNATI ENQUIRER.
Just like Tim Hardaway, Brady Quinn says he doesn’t hate gay people. The ASSOCIATED PRESS reports that the Cleveland Browns QB denied he was involved in a New Year’s Day fight and that he made a gay slur.
Police had received a 911 call that Quinn & friends were yelling insults at gay passers-by and getting into altercations at a Columbus, OH, restaurant. But Brady released a statement Wednesday sayi
