• Guess there was something going on over in Washington D.C. today - inoculation, immigration, irrigation … something like that.
(“Hail to the ME!”)
• Racial slurs, gay bashing, simulated masturbation - Australian Open organizers really know how to put on a show!
• Donovan McNabb needs a new lawn, thanks to some Arizona arsonists.
• A priest who blessed the Cubs’ dugout says the team has been talking smack about his services. Railing on one of God’s reps? Good thing Cubs fans aren’t superstitious or anything.