Blog-O-Rama: Agent Zero Really Worth $126 Mil?

• MR. IRRELEVANT believes that the Wizards signing Gilbert Arenas to a $126 million deal is worth the mountain of moolah.

Gilbert Arenas

• DC SPORTS BLOG learns that cute young girls love to have their pictures taken with Clinton Portis, even if they don’t know who he is.

• JOE SPORTS FAN changes the channel, as ESPN dedicates a full hour of airtime to announce the nominees for their ESPY Awards.

Greg Oden heads back to school to take a biology class, but not before he stops by the Taste of Chicago.

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Henry Case Ends in Mistrial, Start Over Again Tue.

Thanks to an indecisive jury, Chris Henry is off the hook for the time being.

Chris Henry mugshot

WKRC-TV reports that the assault case against the former Bengals receiver resulted in a mistrial on Tuesday, when jurors couldn’t agree on a verdict. Of the eight members of the jury, “they had six jurors voting for acquittal, two voting for conviction and none could be swayed.”

In addition to temporarily escaping a guilty verdict, Henry was also given a little more good news from the judge: Read more…

Henry’s SUV Almost Repo’d From Courthouse Lot

Chris Henry’s losing a lot of things these days - his temper, his job, his house, and now his car. What’s worse for the ex-Bengals receiver is that his auto was being taken away while he was in court.

Chris Henry SUV repossessed

WLWT-TV reports that Henry was in the Hamilton County Courthouse Wednesday morning, going through jury selection in his assault trial for punching a student & throwing a bottle at their car. As Chris was waiting inside, his SUV was being repossessed from the courthouse parking lot.

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Blog-A-Roni: Bengals LB Talks Go-Karts, Not Chad

• Cincinnati Bengals LB Keith Rivers won’t blog about Chad Johnson, but will blog about his team’s trip to the go kart track.

Chad Johnson Go Karts

• THE SENATOR’S FORUM goes behind the scenes of TV coverage of the College World Series - and get a surprise visit from Erin Andrews.

• GOSSIP ON SPORTS runs down all the athletes that hit, kicked and slammed themselves onto the Forbes Celebrity 100 list.

• DEADSPIN’s Will Leitch sure hopes the Fenway faithful are nice to him.

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Chad Johnson Goes Loco On A Local Reporter

Let’s be honest, some sports reporters just don’t know how to ask questions, and just wind up going in there and wasting a player’s time and making all of us uncomfortable.

Chad Johnson at Bengals practice

Such would have been the case with the Bengals’ Chad Johnson, who gives us yet another shining example of eluding coverage. It’s after the jump, and it is awesome.

I hope he did a creative dance after this, because it’s truly worthy of such.

I’m just happy to see Chad in camp. Well, I’d rather have the Redskins’ two first round picks, but I’ll take what I can get.

NFL Puts Hold On Ex-Bengal Henry’s Job Hunting

Tired of talking about Bengals wide receiver Chad Johnson? Let’s talk about ex-Bengals wide receiver Chris Henry!

Chris Henry Bengals

USA TODAY passes along news from the AP that the NFL has suspended the troublesome wideout until the outcome of his latest criminal case is decided.

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Blog-A-Roni: Johnson Bringing Bengals Together?

• CINCY JUNGLE argues that Ocho Cinco’s oddball behavior might actually be bringing the rest of the Bengals together.

Chad Johnson smiling

• Meanwhile, ESPN’s Sal Paolantonio reports that the New York Giants are dealing with their own mini-camp malcontents (i.e. Jeremy Shockey & Plaxico Burress).

• BABES LOVE BASEBALL finds a couple of factual errors about Chicago State’s new full-time coach.

Andrea Reiher of BUGS & CRANKS also doesn’t like the way Rick Sutcliffe was speaking on-air about Erin Andrews’ skirt.

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