DUI Won’t Stop Michael Phelps From Shilling Beer

• Anheuser-Busch is willing to dive into a marketing deal with Olympic star Michael Phelps, even though the swimmer has a DUI on his record.

Michael Phelps Budweiser Clamato

• A quarter of USC’s football players are jumped by a jock itch epidemic.

• One sore Swede slams his bronze medal to the mat after feeling wronged in his wrestling match.

• Toledo gets ready to welcome the second coming of Emeka Okafor.

• Canada’s still medal-less this summer? What’s that all aboot?

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Well, Duh: Underage Chinese Gymnast Revealed

Hey, China. How’s it going? Good? Good. Little advice here: When you’re trying to cheat at women’s gymnastics by using athletes that can not, in any sense of the word, be called “women”, you would do well not to publicize those athletes’ real ages before the Games. Cheaters.

Yes, Bela Karolyi was right: According to the ASSOCIATED PRESS, at least one of China’s female gymnasts was previously reported by Chinese state media as 13 years old:

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