Frozen Food Aisle Key To Shutting Down Kobe?
Bruce Bowen started his 500th consecutive NBA game last night, the longest current streak in the league. However, it appears he was given the night off anyway as the Hornets thumped the Spurs 100-75.
(Are those the Chinese characters for “NO, KITTY KITTY!”?)
Still, how does an underskilled gentleman like Mr. Bowen thrive so long in a starting role? No, not the elbows. No, not the jersey pulling and tripping. No, not the outsized reputation with referees. No, not the 40% three-point shooting combined with 60% from the line most years. Now you’re just being mean.
No, Bruce Bowen’s success comes from only one source: frozen chicken pot pies.
