Jerry Buss would have come to Boston, but he had a really good hand.
• Kenny Stabler tried to slither his way out of a DUI arrest.
(The Snake - then & now)
• Jason Peter is too much man for one Manhattan brothel.
• Kareem Abdul-Jabbar has trouble getting into the Garden.
• Michael Strahan says he’s sailing off into the sunset. Sure he is.
• Queen Elizabeth’s granddaughter gallops off to the Olympics.