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Chad Ochocinco introduced us to his Droid by Motorola™ today.

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Empty stomach? Stop right there, homie. (NSFW)
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Blogs Attack Ochocinco Over Black Girl Embargo?

Well-trafficked blogs TheYBF.com (Young, Black & Fabulous), Bossip.com, MissJia.com, Dimewars.com, GlobalGrind.com and two prominent message boards are buzzing about emails allegedly authored by an anonymous contestant and nameless member of the crew producing Chad Ochocinco’s new reality dating show.

YBF slams Ochocinco About Dating Show

(Comparing black women to McDonald’s = Compliment?)

The premise of the emails, most notably posted on TheYBF.com, accuse Ochocinco of virtually hand-picking the 17 women under consideration for the show. More specifically, the NFL wideout is accused in the emails of attempting to eliminate any black women from the show before the first episode airs.

With the story, via those sites, having reached millions of readers by now, Ochocinco responded to the claim on Twitter today.

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Did NFL Help Stop Ocho’s Henry Jersey Tribute?

Adam Schefter wrote on his Twitter.com account this morning that Chad Ochocinco won’t wear #15 for the Bengals today - in what would’ve been a tribute to his fallen teammate Chris Henry.

Adam Schefter Claims Chad Ochocinco Won't Wear Chris Henry's #15

Yesterday Geoff Hobson reported about the possibility of the tribute on the Bengals’ official website, Bengals.com. The piece, which I linked and can still be seen in Google search results, included Ochocinco saying that he wouldn’t wear the #15 jersey if Bengals Coach Marvin Lewis deemed the move a distration.

Apparently Lewis and the Bengals did indeed convey that message to Ochocinco, in more ways than one. The article by Hobson has been scrubbed from the team’s official site - but not before it was also noted at NFL.com and ESPN.com.

NFLPA Offers To Pay Ochocinco Fine For Henry Jersey Tribute

The website deletion of the story of the Bengals is doubly interesting when you consider the NFLPA yesterday announcing that it would “cover” the fine of Ochocinco by the league if he wore Henry’s #15. Read more…

Ochocinco #15 Tribute: Not All Players Enamored?

Chad Ochocinco has made it known this week that he might wear Chris Henry’s #15 jersey against the Chargers this Sunday as a tribute to his fallen teammate. If he does, the NFL has given no indication that it won’t fine Ochocinco for a uniform violation.

NFLPA Offers To Pay Ochocinco Fine For Henry Jersey Tribute

Earlier today, George Atallah of the NFL Players Association announced on his Twitter account that the “NFLPA will cover any fine levied on @OGOchoCinco imposed by the league and match it with a gift to our Chris Henry memorial fund.

Seems like a classy gesture, but XPRS-AM reporter Marty Caswell in San Diego reported today on her Twitter account that not all NFL players apparently were in agreement with the NFLPA announcement:

Apparently Not All NFL Players Enamored With Ochocinco Henry Tribute

As far as NFLPA saying they’d cover Ocho’s uni fine, that’s news 2 the player reps I talked to who termed it absurd & haven’t voted on it.

Caswell is a seasoned reporter on the Chargers beat, so I have no doubt that what she posted is true.

Was that the kind of reaction from the players most of us were expecting? Of course not.  Read more…

Chad Ochocinco Has a Rather Eclectic Bucket List

Chad Ochocinco’s day in New York today.

Chad Ochocinco Tweet Letterman, Hannity, Harlem

Rick Chandler put it best: “Possibly the oddest juxtaposition of words and thoughts ever in a twitter post. Can a person travel so quickly between these three worlds and not be sucked into some sort of black hole?

I Hate ‘Redonkulous’, Except In This One Instance

The first use of “redonkulous” I heard was Rick Reilly describing the obscene amount of money ESPN was paying him to bolt SI. Not a fan, except on the occasion of Chad Ochocinco’s UV ray-obscuring acquaintance:

Chad Ochocinco with Lizz Robbins Redonkulous


Her name Lizz Robbins and like you, I got Randy Hanson‘d when I saw her.

Ochocinco Anon-Sourced Reporting? Child Please

Chad Ochocinco has media and fans eating out of his hand in the aftermath of the launch of his $3 iPhone app.

Chad Ochocinco's App #3 Sports Seller On iTunes

(Kuselias keeping ESPN Radio on top)

The app, co-produced by Bengals teammate Jordan Palmer, appears to be selling well on iTunes, though there isn’t exactly a lot of app activity in the sports genre. But to his credit, Ochocinco’s venture is doing a lot better than I thought it would.

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And with his announcement today, those app sales figure to only get better. Read more…

Photo: Ochocinco Eye Still Swollen From Lewis Hit

Photo of Marc Anthony, Miami native Chad Ochocinco and Jennifer Lopez at last night’s Dolphins-Jets game:

Chad Ochocinco Eye Still Swollen From Ray Lewis Hit

(Marc Anthony: After effects of Ambien embargo)

It was that time of the month week for J-Lo Ochocinco, so she he was still a little swollen. Read more…

Bengals Might Want To Rethink That Dress Code

Noted fashionista Chad Ochocinco introduces us to the wonderment of RunPee proprietor Jordan Palmer’s wardrobe.

Jordan Palmer Tight Jeans

 Jordan now developing a Jordache iPhone app?

Ochocinco Twittering About Looming NFL Lockout

As you might recall, there’s a labor stoppage looming on the NFL’s horizon; without a new deal, the salary cap disappears in 2010, then play stops for 2011 and all hell breaks loose. Bad times, especially for the players. To that end, apparently, the NFLPA is taking today to meet with players about the lockout and to discuss the union’s strategy for attacking the possibility of a lockout.

Ochocinco Twitter Cap Lockout
(What? No way. Seriously, no way, right.)

What the NFLPA perhaps should not have done is invite notorious Tweetmonster Chad Ochocinco, who couldn’t get “be quiet” right if it were Wheel of Fortune and you spotted him the B, E, Q, and T. So naturally, Ocho kept his phone off during the proceedings and of course we’re lying, he’s been giving his followers updates the entire time. Oh, and just to prove that he’s reliable, he also claimed to get cut from the Bengals in the middle of the thing, so… your guess is as good as ours, really.

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