Canada Frowns On Drug-Running Swim Coaches

What’s the most hardcore thing your favorite coach ever did when you were in high school? Oh, did he yell at a guy? Maybe win a fight? Sorry, but Cecil Russell probably has him beaten.

Cecil Russell the swim coach from hell
(”Good news, kid; you’re alive! I’ll put the gasoline away and help you out of the pool.”)

Russell, if you’ve never heard of him (and we’d be a little worried if you had, to be honest) is a Canadian swimming coach who was given a lifetime ban for his role in a steroid trafficking ring. Oh, and then it gets real weird.

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