Lie? Phelps Didn’t Dump Topless Asian Girlfriend

Three weeks ago Michael Phelps appeared on Regis & Kelly to do the only thing he does these days, flog dishwashers and motor oil.

Michael Phelps Asian Huge-Boobed Woman

(Should we also believe Phelps doesn’t know Paparazzi’s  supposed (im)plant?)

During the interview, Phelps said that the paparazzi had recently planted a monster-boobed Asian woman next to him at the airport because she looked like his Asian topless model girlfriend, Caz Pal.

Michael Phelps Loves Girls With Monster Back Tattoos

(Ladies: Wanna attract socially-crippled Olympians? Back tattoo is the ticket!)

But while describing the scenario, Phelps told Kelly Ripa that he didn’t have a girlfriend. In other words, he’d split from Pal.

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Phelps Girlfriend Pal: “I’m a Victim Of The Media”

Count Caroline “Caz” Pal as the latest notable human being to play the “I’ve been victimized by the media!” card, saying that photos brought to light across the blogosphere, -  including right here at SPORTSbyBROOKS - are no indication of who she is.

Caroline Caz Pal LARGE

(This isn’t topless? Really? You’re sure?)

That Pal is trying to improve her image is no surprise, given the general furor that she received for traveling to Baltimore & spending Thanksgiving with Phelps, his mother and their family. Still, what is surprising is that she would be upset the shots were found, since, according to Norm Clarke of the LAS VEGAS REVIEW-JOURNAL, they came from modeling shoots for an urban clothing line called Beverly Hills Pimps & Hos. Yes, Pimps & Hos is part of the official name. In the words of Dave Chappelle, “You may not be a ho, but you sure are dressed like one.”

And where were the photos found in the first place? According to Pal, brace yourself here, they came from, where else, Facebook. Don’t worry, you can see all of them again after the jump.

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Michael Phelps’ New Mystery Ladyfriend Revealed

The world was abuzz on Thursday when it was first reported by Vegas insider Norm Clarke - who awesomely wears an eye-patch - that Michael Phelps’ new ladyfriend is a 26-year-old cocktail waitress. But we all wanted, nay needed, to know the same thing: What does she look like? Well folks, the wait is over. Here she is, flashing some stone cold street hand signs:

Caz Pal, 1

The girl in question is a Miss CarolineCaz” Pal. She attended Cal State Northridge, works as a cocktail server at the Moon nightclub in the Palms, and, from the looks of things, is trying to get some kind of career in modeling or something. Oh yeah, and her back is totally covered in tattoos.

Photos, obviously, are after the jump.

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