Carmelo Just Can’t Keep Away From Car Trouble

After enduring an extremely embarrassing DUI arrest last month & all the ridicule that followed, you would think Carmelo Anthony would have now learned to become a more cautious & careful motorist.

You would be wrong.

Carmelo Anthony

THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN NEWS reports that the Nuggets star was pulled over for speeding last Saturday, caught doing about 60 in a 45 mph zone. But there’s good news & bad news with Carmelo’s latest auto adventure.

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Melo’s Blood Alcohol Level Twice The Legal Limit

The blood tests from Carmelo Anthony’s Denver DUI have come back, and the results shows that the Nuggets star was almost twice as drunk as he legally sould have been.

Carmelo Anthony

KCNC-TV reports that Anthony’s blood alcohol level had registered .148 for the April 14 incident. The legal limit in Colorado is .08.

Police already had some clue about Carmelo’s “extreme impairment” when the player couldn’t pass any sobriety tests. However, Anthony told officers that he only had “two glasses of red wine” the evening of his arrest.

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Blog-A-Rhythm: Marv Albert Doing The Soulja Boy

• AWFUL ANNOUNCING shows Marv Albert doing the Soulja Boy - sort of.

Marv Albert Soulja Boy screen capture

• Michael David Smith of AOL FANHOUSE learns that TheDirty.com has caught another NFL player in another potentially embarrassing situation - this time it’s Terrell Owens lurking around the “Bang Bus“.

• Not happy with the “DUI” chants aimed at Carmelo Anthony, FIRE GEORGE KARL retaliates with their top 10 reasons to hate Lakers fans.

• LARRY BROWN SPORTS keeps a stiff upper lip, as the D-Backs’ Eric Byrnes is bringing back the ’70s porn mustache.

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Billy To Be Sent Packing? “D-U-I” Chant For ‘Melo

No more candy & ice cream for the Yankees? Aw, nuts (& dried fruit & granola)!

• CBS might finally be telling college analyst Billy Packer to pack it in.

Billy Packer

Carmelo Anthony gets treated to special chants at Staples Center.

• An NBA D-Leaguer expresses his desire for “The Office” actress Jenna Fischer through the power of poetry.

• Massive Colorado mascot Ralphie buffalOWNS one of his trainers.

• Quite a weekend for the Manning boys - Eli hits the altar, while Peyton hits the bar.

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Lakers Fans Brew Up Special Chant For Carmelo

The Lakers were on fire Sunday - almost as much as the Nuggets’ pre-game bus ride - as Kobe & Crew clobbered Denver 128-114. Pau Gasol notched 36 points in the win, his first-ever playoff victory - which isn’t too hard to fathom, since the Spaniard’s previous 12 visits were with the Grizzlies.

Pau Gaol Carmelo Anthony

While Gasol was having a gas, Carmelo Anthony wasn’t having as good of a time. As the ORANGE COUNTY REGISTER reveals, some Staples Center spectators reminded #15 of his recent adventures behind the wheel:

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NBA Jam: Nuggets’ Bus Heating Up. It’s On Fire!

One of the Denver Nuggets’ team buses caught fire on the Santa Monica Freeway on Sunday as the team made its way to Game 1 of its playoff series with the Lakers.

Carmelo Anthony Extreme DUI Mugshot Video

In what must have been quite a scene, Nuggets players waited on the side of the highway for 30 minutes for the other bus to pick them up. It is not believed that Carmelo Anthony was involved in the driving of the bus. The DENVER POST has the details. Read more…

Melo’s DUI ‘Extreme’; ESPN’s Bondy Bans Obama?

Can’t wait for the day when the daughters of SEC coaches sing about us.

• Here’s all you wanted to know about Carmelo Anthony’sExtreme” DUI.

Carmelo Anthony LaLa Vasquez

At least his gal is enthusiastically standing by him.

• Sure looks like ESPN president George Bodenheimer wants to bar Barack Obama from his network.

• Golfers go under the knife: Tiger Woods needs his knee treated, while John Daly stomachs a muscle tear.

• Could next year&#