Soccer Parents Placed Behind Barriers for Safety
Junior soccer officials in Northumberland in England have had quite enough of terrorizing brats that attempt to ruin every match with their selfish and self-centered behavior. We, of course, would be referring to the soccer parents that abuse referees 86% of the time, according to their surveys. Therefore, they’ve turned to Mel Gibson for a solution.
Though they won’t be able to build a cage quite as nice as this one, the officials will be setting up barriers on a trial basis and demanding that parents stand behind them during matches to cut down on abuses of children, referees, and other delicate people. Eventually, parents will discover the joys of blow darts and TASER guns, but they have calmed down in previous smaller trials.
