Derek Jeter: Yankees shortstop nonpareil. Acquirer of hot babes like others purchase eggs. And, if MEN’S HEALTH is to be believed this month, the last bastion of integrity and character in all sports.

(All regular guys like Derek Jeter can relate to this)

MEN’S HEALTH gets its face down deep into Jeter’s lap for their April cover story, pointing out his lean frame and declaring him free of performance enhancers with one glance up and down his manly (but not too manly!) form. And then maybe another lingering glance to notice his unassuming attire: jeans and a T-shirt. He’s just like us!

Except, you know, he’s probably seen Jessica Biel and Scarlett Johansson naked. So that’s different.
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