“The Tommy Lasorda Story” - Starring Al Pacino
• Coming soon to a silver screen near you: Al Pacino as Tommy Lasorda.
• Oh, the football-playing kids these days, with their hijinks ‘n’ horseplay ‘n’ penchant for shoving broomsticks up each other’s butts.
• With one quick skip across The Pond, John Daly goes from white trash to Eurotrash.
• George O’Leary wants his players to kill - er, make that George O’Leary wants to kill his players.
• Not learning the lessons from Vai Sikahema’s slaughtering, Jose Canseco wants to go a few more rounds in the ring.
