Ah, supermodels. Can’t live with ‘em. Can’t live with ‘em. No, really. I can’t live with them. It’s apparently against “the law” or something. Like, if I just let myself in the door with a few tools I stole from the locksmith and sleep in their beds while they’re not there, this judge gets all mad at me and blah blah blah - I wasn’t really listening to him that closely.

Andy Roddick, though, he doesn’t need a stupid judge’s approval to marry his supermodel girlfriend Brooklyn Decker. Lucky jerk.
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Andy Roddick has a thing for pulling out. He was a last minute scratch at the French Open with a shoulder injury. And he’s already announced that he won’t be representing the United States in the Olympics this summer. Why can’t the other A-Rod seem to stay in a big tennis tournament?

Because he’s too busy enjoying the sights of Brooklyn?

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Don’t be stupid, be a smarty - never videotape your perverted Nazi party.

• Does ex-New England Patriot Kenyatta Jones need a diaper on the dance floor? Depends.

• It was a hot time at last night’s Wrestlemania, and not just because Floyd Mayweather Jr. won his wrasslin’ debut.

• Anonymous sports cheap shots are only done by unsavory bloggers - and MIAMI HERALD columnist Barry Jackson.

• Looks like this Rays’ bullpen coach has the best seat in the house.

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We sure have had a run of the New York tabloids getting things wrong lately. First there was the NEW YORK POST’s bogus report on Tiger Woods buying a Hamptons mansion. Then the NEW YORK DAILY NEWS mistakenly reported Sean Avery was involved in the same prostitution ring as Eliot Spitzer. And now, the Daily News completely whiffs on Andy’s Roddick’s personal life.

PEOPLE mag reports that Roddick wrote on his personal site today that he is officially engaged to SI pseudo-nudie model Brooklyn Decker. Meanwhile, yesterday the Daily News had a very different accounting of Roddick’s life with the ladies.
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