The recent rise in maple bats breaking apart has MLB officials worried about the safety of their fans & players. (Just ask poor ol’ Susan Rhodes & Troy Tulowitzki.) But that doesn’t mean that shards of shattered wood sailing into the stands at fantastic speeds can’t have its lighter moments.

The SOUTH FLORIDA SUN SENTINEL shares the fun of possible impalement by offering this photo essay of fans fearful of incoming bats & balls.

Let’s enjoy a few laughs at the expense of others, shall we? Read more…