• WITH LEATHER isn’t so high on Kevin Faulk, as the Pats RB got busted for being buzzed on the Bayou.

• You know LL Cool J? (Emmitt Smith doesn’t.) Well, ODENIZED says hello to SYOLL Cool J: Sixty-Year-Old Ladies Love Cool Joakim.

• PRO FOOTBALL TALK wonders if kicker Olindo Mare was cut by the Saints for failing a physical - or for failing to take a pay cut?

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• What was Tom Brady’s baby mama doing during the Super Bowl? PAGE SIX discovers Bridget Moynahan was taking little John Edward Thomas out for a walk around the neighborhood.

• WITH LEATHER learns, through the magic of video editing, what Chris Berman really thinks of Emmitt Smith.

• PAUL KATCHER marches in with a look at the Giants’ Super Bowl victory parade.

• You can’t be serious! John McEnroe invites you to take the 10-Day All Bran challenge (Gas-X next up for J-Mac?!)

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It’s been a bothersome day at SbB:

• Reggie Bush bellows that he hates the paparazzi.

• Rick Majerus’ views on abortion annoy his employers.

• Mark Cuban disses Deadspin about past published photos.

• The Packers Bikini Girls aren’t amused by some online comments.

• Albert Pujols is p.o.’ed at a St. Louis TV station.

• Bridget Moynahan mask is made for bugging Brady.

A New York radio station isn’t hiding their feelings about Tom Brady, as they offer up this Bridget Moynahan mask.

Q104.3 FM is giving Giants fans the chance to psyche out the New England QB by wearing masks of his ex-girlfriend and baby’s mama. The masks are available for download and printout at the station’s website.

The ploy is obviously a redux of the Jessica Simpson mask prodded out earlier this season in an attempt to ruin Tony Romo’s night against Carolina. Will such a similar scheme work?

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Tom Brady is an inspiration to many - whether he’s leading his NFL team to a 14-0 record, or following supermodels to their dressing rooms.

And it appears he’s also an inspiration for his baby’s mama to get back into shape.

The NATIONAL LEDGER weighs in on Bridget Moynahan and her post-birth diet. The actress and ex-Brady gal pal reportedly lost 80% of the weight she gained while carrying the seed of the Pats QB. After the arrival of young John Edward Thomas, Bridget managed to melt away the unslightly pounds within a month - mostly by avoiding sugar.

One of Bridget’s friends said the weight loss wasn’t just a health issue, but a matter of revenge: “She wanted Tom to see what he was missing.”

Based on Tom’s current taste in whisper-thin women, he doesn’t have a lot to miss.

TOM BRADY SAYS HELLO TO BABY DURING PATS’ BYE WEEK: Tom Brady might make a good father figure, after all:

I’M NOT OBSESSED delivers news that the Pats QB spent some of his bye week with his 3-month-old son out in L.A. Brady told a radio station he even changed some diapers during his stay.We wonder if mom Bridget Moynahan gave little John Edward Thomas a huge feast of refried beans and cabbage, just before Tom did his paternal Pampering duties.

It would be interesting to see what parenting tips Brady traded with fellow NFL QB Matt Leinart.

BRIDGET’S BABY OFFICIALLY NOT PART OF BRADY BUNCH: It’s now official - Tom Brady’s bundle of joy will not carry on the Patriot’s name:

TMZ documents the State of California birth certificate of John Edward Thomas Moynahan, the result of relations between the New England QB and Bridget Moynahan. The couple split right before the actress announced her pregnancy.

However, Gisele Bundchen’s latest boy-toy was somehow able to toss in his first name for part of the kid’s middle moniker.Wonder if Bill Belichick videotaped the delivery.