BlogJam: A-Rod Tied to Another Hollywood Name

Desperately seeking an image boost, Alex Rodriguez bags another big name in Hollywood - William Morris. Darren Rovell of CNBC is “disinterested” in the Yankee’s move to the talent agency and has a body of evidence to back it up.

A-Rod arms out

FANHOUSE salutes NBA Summer League icon Nate Robinson. After four consecutive seasons playing in games that do not count, the Knicks guard earned the honor of being the first player ever to have his Summer League jersey retired.

HOT MOUSE PADS was too busy looking for photos of everyone’s favorite pole vaulter to realize that the Beijing Olympics would sadly be Allison Stokke-free.

BBC NEWS painstakingly sat through an LA Galaxy vs. New York Red Bulls game to supply us with this puff piece on David Beckham’s impact on MLS and this photo, which I guess is evidence that the league is in better shape than it was year ago. Google image searches for girls with the letters of Tyler Twellman’s name across their mid drift came up empty.

Beckham Fans

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Brian Urlacher Wants Money, Love, and New Neck

What is it with Chicago Bears linebackers?  I thought they were supposed to be tough guys.  But based on Brian Urlacher’s latest antics, that’s quite the fallacy.

urlacher dinosaur

First, Urlacher used a sore back and neck as an excuse for his subpar performance last year.  Then, he complained that he wasn’t getting paid enough.  Then, he demanded more money.  Then, he said he’d retire.

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Blog-O-Rama: Pats’ “Super Bowl Shuffle” Rebuttal

• CAN’T STOP THE BLEEDING digs up the Pats’ putrid rebuttal to the ‘85 Bears’ Super Bowl Shuffle:

• ODENIZED discovers Deron Williams of the Utah Jazz can’t get any help moving.

• Meanwhile, POST GAME HEROES shows how the Pittsburgh Penguins purchase their BMWs - while acting rather badly.

• FAN IQ spots Dominique Wilkins as a slam dunk judge - for the NHL All-Star Game:

Dominique Wilkins NHL All-Star judge

• Racist comments aren’t just for LSU fans anymore, as SCOTT VAN PELT STYLE hears a female Tar Heels fan telling the Maryland Terps to “Go back to the ghetto!

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Urlacher Won’t Blame Coaches For Bad Bears Year

While Carson Palmer was eager to blame the Bengals coaches for their lackluster season, Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher was more introspective:

Brian Urlacher Donald Duck

The CHICAGO TRIBUNE hears the opposite from Chicago’s defensive standout about his team’s tumble from the highs of last year’s Super Bowl appearance.

Unlike Palmer, Urlacher put the blame of a bad season not on the men on the sidelines, but the men on the field: “The coaches didn’t screw up this year. The players screwed up. They didn’t miss 20 tackles as a coaching staff; we did as players. And they didn’t drop all those balls or miss all those blocks on offense. It’s our players, and that’s all there is to it.”

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