• GOLF BABES tees up the latest fashions we hope to soon see Natalie Gulbis & Anna Rawson sporting - golf lingerie.

• SI’s Arash Markazi understands Emmitt Smith doesn’t like Ocho Cinco’s plans to smooch the Cowboys’ star: “He can kiss the star anytime he wants, but not after scoring a touchdown. I have a problem with that.”

• Not to be outdone by Jamie Apody, YOU BEEN BLINDED pours out a clip of Manny Ramirez getting a female Fox reporter all wet.

• PLAYING THE FIELD needs some help with their pigskin picks. So they go to someone who knows all about skin - a guy who works at Victoria’s Secret. In the meantime, we’ll go ask the models.

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Sometimes, when we’re puttering around the garage, taking out the trash, or defending our nation against nebulous terrorist threats, we wish there was a clear voice in the cacophony to give us strong advice on underserved topics, like “If you falsely accuse a lover of rape, your husband had better not kill him!” or “Is there a constitutional right to an orgy?”

(All kidding aside, we love this shirt; not just anyone will go pastel with their logo)

Or maybe that person could tell us “Why Athletes Go Broke” and then go on Fox News and get mentioned by the FREAKONOMICS blog unironically. Thankfully, the Internet (of all places) has given the clarion call of Mr. Cuban a home.

What? No, not Mark Cuban… his brother, Brian. Close enough, though, right?

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