5:21 PM Dolphins beat reporter Edgar Thompson of the Palm Beach has this from the Dolphins locker room today: "Ever the class act, Joey Porter cut his interview short, as media filtered away he asked, 'Y'all going to wait for me to fart or something?'"

5:12 PM I fear for Dana White when he says this about Rampage Jackson, who has a screw loose: "Something's about to happen there. You know me, we were good friends. When I'm your friend, I'm your best friend on the world. But we're not friends anymore, and when I'm your enemy, I'm a bad enemy to have."

4:45 PM Kevin Ding of the Orange County Register reports that Pau Gasol is finally making material progress from injury: "Pau also scrimmaged full speed with the team today -- a big step forward in his recovery."

4:39 PM NASCAR writer Bob Pockrass has the best airport security sign EVAR.