Blog-A-Rhythm: Don’t Be Dissin’ Ozzie’s Rap Skillz

Rick Morrissey of the CHICAGO TRIBUNE learns that you can insult Ozzie Guillen’s managerial decisions, but you better not e-mail him criticisms of his commercial rappin’ skillz.

Ozzie Guillen choke sign

• The NEW YORK DAILY NEWS has the sad story of Bronx high school basketball player dying after collapsing during a pickup game.

• The LA TIMES tells us we can snatch up Carson Palmer’s Laguna Beach home for just under $3 million. But if this view isn’t included, we’ll decline.

• ESPN’s Bill Williamson hikes up Brett Favre’s chances of playing with each of the 32 NFL teams. Wonder where he got that idea.

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Blog-O-Licious: Housing Crisis Hits Ballers, Too

Some links from all around as I sweat out the California heat wave without A/C:

• PRO FOOTBALL TALK divulges that Adam “Don’t Call Me Pacman” Jones is defaulting on the mortgage on his Tennessee home.

Pacman Jones' home

(This bedroom is part of the home that could be yours if you show up at the courtroom auction.)

• Mr. Jones is not alone on the real estate issues front, as THE BIG LEAD writes on the California real-estate company that’s on the down and out after getting investments from jocks like Matt Light, Roy Halladay, and Vladimir Guerrero.

• The IRISH BAND OF BROTHERS discovers Notre Dame is having some issues finding an alum willing to take on its vacant athletic director position. (Duties include keeping Charlie Weis’ chocolate fountain flowing at all times.)

• Gotta love Redskins TE Chris Cooley – via his COOLEY ZONE blog, he lets us in on his upcoming Eastern Motors ad, and is even looking for nicknames to use in the ad, too.

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Schilling’s Season Stopped, Career Kaput As Well?

If Cora is what the SbB public wants, Cora is what the SbB public gets.

Curt Schilling finally has time enough at last to eat as many Baconators as he can - But he might have a little trouble lifting them up.

Curt Schilling big guy

• A woman involved in the Pacman Jones Vegas club fight has reportedly fallen to her death in New York.

• A minor league pitcher & batter both pull the ol’ switcheroo.

David Beckham gets burned by his own SUV seat warmer.

• Lacrosse can be dangerous, especially for the cheerleaders. In other news, lacrosse has cheerleaders.

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Blog-A-Rhythm: Do Braves Injuries Go Up To 11?

• RIGHT DOWN PEACHTREE compares the calamities suffered by injured Atlanta Braves players to those of Spinal Tap drummers.

Atlanta Braves old logo Spinal Tap

• SLAM ONLINE tries to translate some post-series quotes from the winners and losers (and non-participants) of this year’s NBA Finals.

• SONS OF BILL SIMMONS discovers that Marla Maples, one of the ex-wives of Donald Trump, is looking fine for a 44-year-old.

• SIGNAL TO NOISE says that Portugal’s soccer team is the Los Angeles Lakers of Euro 2008 - so they won’t be winning a title, either.

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Parade, Big Baby Per Diem Costs Boston $300,000

Remember the scene in Billy Madison when Bradley Whitford disgustingly asks, “Are they gonna throw a party every time he passes a grade?!” That’s how I’m beginning to feel with these Boston/New England championship parades.

Boston Celtics This kid must die

It may not be long before Bostoners begin to feel the same way, as the taxpayer cost of all of these championship parades are getting expensive (as was Big Baby’s Baconator bill yesterday):

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Kevin Millar’s Cool As Ice With New Blonde Hairdo

Kevin Millar made a little wager on the NBA Finals. (Don’t worry, the b-ball bet wasn’t anything approaching Pete Rose-levels.) And by the looks of it, he took the Lakers.

That would explain why the Orioles’ first baseman showed up to the plate last night in a new blonde hairdo, accompanied by the sweet melodies of “Ice, Ice Baby”.

Kevin Millar blonde

BROMOBLOG breaks it down that Millar lost his NBA bet to former Red Sox teammate Jason Varitek. As a result, Kevin came up against the Houston Astros with the new hair and a new at-bat song courtesy of Vanilla Ice. Video proof of his plate appearance is after the jump.

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