Blog-A-Roni: Rivers May Be Dammed By Torn ACL

• That tears it: ROTOWORLD hears that the Bolts’ Philip Rivers may be struck down by an injured ACL.

Philip Rivers injured

• San Diego might not be the only team minus QB, as the NORFOLK VIRGINIAN-PILOT notes that the starting signal caller for Virginia isn’t enrolled in school.

• DC SPORTS BOG bounces along the steps on becoming a Wizards ballboy.

• Even though he’s already been given a contract extension, 100% INJURY RATE finds Bud Selig digging for gold:

Bud Selig picking nose

• HOME RUN DERBY is touched by fans at Fenway helping a disabled man sing the Star-Spangled Banner.

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Blog-O-Rama: Vai Sikahema Rushing Out To Ring

• DEUCE OF DAVENPORT puts up its dukes, as former NFL return man Vai Sikahema is stepping into the ring:

Vai Sikahema

• THE LOVE OF SPORTS offers a handy list of who to avoid on the hardwood.

• THE BEAUTIFUL GAME finds an ad featuring soccer-mad cavemen showing mad skills with skulls.

• THE ANGRY T delivers the goods, as part-time pizza man Roy Williams contributes some crazy quips:

Roy WIlliams Pizza car

• SPORTS GONE SOUTH gets out the spreadsheets, as they determine if LSU is the new college football team of the decade.

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Atlanta Falcons Asking Bill Parcells To Become Their VP of Football Operations

FALCONS GO FISHING; BLANK HOPES TO REEL IN BIG TUNA: The Atlanta Falcons are going after Bill Parcells. And if he won’t be their coach, he can at least help them find one:

Atlanta Falcons mascot Bill Parcells

ESPN reports that the Falcons have offered Parcells the position of vice president of football operations with the NFL club. The job would allow the ex-sideline stalwart to select the team’s new coach and reorganize personnel.When contacted by phone on Tuesday, Parcells answered, “I’ve got nothing to say,” before hanging up. However, sources say that the Big Tuna is seriously considering the offer, and he may even make a decision by today.

The possible hiring of Parcells could mean the end of the road for general manager Rich McKay. But Falcons owner Arthur Blank reportedly wants to maintain McKay as president of the franchise.

Bobby Petrino Arkansas

The zany situation in Hotlanta is enough to drive a man crazy - or worse, drive a man to Arkansas.

Falcons Fuming Over Sudden Petrino Departure

FALCONS FUMING OVER PETRINO’S HIGHTAILING TO HOGS: As Arkansas is overjoyed with finally finding a new head coach, members of the Atlanta Falcons are pretty p.o.’ed about Bobby Petrino’s departure.

Bobby Petrino Arthur Blank Falcons

The ATLANTA JOURNAL-CONSTITUTION runs down reactions from the team. Owner Arthur Blank began his Wednesday press conference by saying, “I think the best way to describe the way that we feel is betrayed and let down.”And the players themselves had some choice words for their now ex-coach:

Bobby Petrino Arkansas

Safety Lawyer Milloy: “I didn’t really realize we had a cancer on our team. And it was in the form of the head coach.”QB Joey Harrington: “He lied to us. After that Monday night game, he said we all need to go home and take a look in the mirror and see what we can do to make this organization better….And then he left.”

RB Warrick Dunn: “He put this organization last in his life….He’s selfish….He’s definitely a liar.”

DeAngelo Hall Bobby Petrino argue

Cornerback DeAngelo Hall: “If I saw him in the street I wouldn’t have anything to say to him. I don’t have any respect for him. He turned his back on the organization.”Petrino didn’t even say goodbye in person. On Tuesday, players were notified of Bobby’s bailout via a short, four-sentence letter.

Even ex-Falcons are perturbed with Petrino. Grady Jackson, a lineman who was suddenly cut by the coach earlier this season, said, “For him to quit like that, it just shows his true color, like a coward with a yellow stripe down his back.”

So, who can fill the Falcons’ coaching void? While Emmitt Thomas temporarily takes over, Mark Bradley of the AJC offers a chin-up for the downtrodden franchise: former Steelers boss Bill Cowher.

Lawyer Milloy Replaces Petrino Signature With Coward On Farewell Letter

PETRINO FALCONS FAREWELL LETTER DOESN’T FARE WELL: The ATLANTA JOURNAL-CONSTITUTION gets ahold of one of the farewell letters Bobby Petrino sent to Falcons players upon his departure from the team on Tuesday:

Bobby Petrino

Atlanta Falcons players;Out of my respect for you, I am letting you know, with a heavy heart, I resigned today as the Head Coach of the Atlanta Falcons. This decision was not easy but was made in the best interest of me and my family. While my desire would have been to finish out what has been a difficult season for us all, circumstances did not allow me to do so. I appreciate your hard work and wish the best.

Sincerely,

Bobby Petrino

For the benefit of the AJC and everyone with the Falcons, team strong safety Lawyer Milloy made a slight edit to the note:

Coward Petrino Letter