Satchel Or Man Purse? Ask Former Seton Hall Coach

Michael J. Fensom of the NEWARK STAR-LEDGER reports Tuesday that former Seton Hall basketball coach Bobby Gonzalez was charged with shoplifting and criminal mischief for,”the alleged theft of a men’s satchel from the Polo Ralph Lauren store in Short Hills Mall on June 29.

Bobby Gonzalez allegedly steals satchel

(Really Bobby G.? Really?)

The satchel was valued at $1,395 and was reportedly damaged in the area where a sensor tag had been attached. According to the release by the Millburn Police Department, Gonzalez reported to the police station on Monday and was charged and then released on his own recognizance.

NorthJersey.com has more details on the alleged crime. Read more…

Announcer: “Continued Good Sex In The Big East”

Great find by Michael David Smith of Fanhouse today. Jim Spanarkel, the man we normally only see for those scintillating 1-vs-16 tournament tilts (hello Len Elmore!), has an amusing Freudian slip while interviewing Seton Hall coach Bobby Gonzalez recently:

For those without sound, Gonzalez said, “The emotion, the energy, the buzz in the building, just spectacular, they were our sixth man, and it really was a special, special win for them.”Spanarkel then, smooth as silk, closes with, “Congratulations. Continued good sex in the … ugh, sex … in the Big East.