Gun Toting, Pot Smoking Seminole Missing Patsies

Andrew Carter of the ORLANDO SENTINEL reports (with a straight face?) that “Florida State placed standout football player Preston Parker on athletic probation, suspended him for two games and will require him to adhere to six conditions after the junior wide receiver pleaded guilty to two misdemeanors Monday in Palm Beach County court.

Preston Parker

The charges? Parker had been accused of “misdemeanor possession of marijuana and with carrying a concealed weapon, a felony.” This news comes after he was caught shoplifting in 2006. Read more…

Saban Uses WebCams To Circumvent NCAA Rules

When the so-called “Nick Saban Rule” went into effect — and put severe restrictions on the amount of time coaches could visit high school prospects during the offseason — the head man at Alabama called the change “ridiculous.”

nick saban laptop

Now, Saban’s making a different sort of call by keeping ahead of the NCAA on the technology curve. Read more…

Blog-O-Rama: Matt Leinart Learns To Save Lives

• MJD of YAHOO SPORTS gets the kiss of life, as Matt Leinart learns CPR.

Matt Leinart CPR

(”You kiss better than Paris Hilton!“)

• Matt Mosley of ESPN’s HASHMARKS finds their Favre-ite tribute to the retired Green Bay QB with this Ode To Brett.

• JOE SPORTS FAN feels bad for ESPN’s Pedro Gomez being bounced from the Barry Bonds beat.

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Seminoles Start 2008 Soft With Two 1-AA Teams

It was a rough season for Florida State, having to deal with academic fraud & player suspensions & Jenn Sterger jumping off the bandwagon. But the Seminoles have come up with a cure - start off 2008 against not one, but two I-AA opponents.

Bobby Bowden shrugs off Florida State fans

The ORLANDO SENTINEL reports that FSU will begin next year’s slate with two home games against Western Carolina and Chattanooga. Both teams hail from the Southern Conference, home of Michigan-mashing Appalachian State. But don’t expect any similar miracles from the Catamounts & Mocs, who went a combined 3-21 last year. (Great nicknames, though.)

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Terry Bowden Leading Candidate For West Virginia Football Job

PLEASE OH PLEASE TAKE BROADCASTER CORSO INSTEAD! The free-for-all to find a new West Virginia football coach is on and the CHARLESTON (WV) DAILY MAIL has several candidates in the can - including Terry Bowden.

Terry Bowden

Bowden would appear to be the frontrunner, with the D-M reporting: “The WVU graduate told the Daily Mail in October he wanted to return to coaching next season and that he wanted to replace (Rich) Rodriguez if he had left for Alabama last year.“Bowden has been off the sidelines since 1999, when he was forced to resign at Auburn. The program had been in steady decline since he lead the Tigers to an 11-0 record in ‘93.

The son of FSU coach Bobby Bowden has since been an ABC analyst radio analyst (NEVER trust an official website!) and (what else?) motivational speaker. If WVU is looking to pluck someone from the airwaves, we’re actually rooting for them to take Lee Corso instead.

Blogs: Classic 80’s Sports Team Music Videos

• They didn’t come here lookin’ for trouble: JOE SPORTS FAN kicks out the jams with these classic sports music videos:


• Despite the inevitable one-and-done, FOX SPORTS’ COLLEGE HOOP BLOG thinks O.J. Mayo could use another year of school.• BLEACHER REPORT doesn’t find it fabulous that Tony Dungy would have concerns about coaching a gay player.

• MENTAL FLOSS wants a bulldozer & $100 for mustache wax before they present these offbeat baseball contract clauses:

Oswalt bulldozer Rollie Fingers

• WITH LEATHER gets an offer they can’t refuse, as Italian soccer players are ordering mob attacks on their teammates.• THE BIG LEAD wonders why not much attention is being made to this column by ESPN.com’s LZ Granderson.

• CHESTER JEFFERSON hits the malls in a quest to find these fictional sports jerseys:

Al Bundy Polk High

• John Romano of the ST. PETERSBURG TIMES is concerned if Jimbo Fisher should be the heir apparent to Bobby Bowden.• Never mind the BCS, GOPHER NATION would rather play in the College Football NIT.

Bobby Bowden and Mike Gundy Each Given 1-Year Contract Extensions

BOWDEN & GUNDY GIVEN 1 MORE YEAR FOR MEDIOCRITY: With all the college coaching moves and rumors flying in the past few weeks, a couple of field generals are actually staying put.

Emeral Bowl Trophy Bobby Bowden

ESPN reports that Bobby Bowden has signed a 1-year extension to remain at Florida State for 2008.Saint Bobby’s contract was set to expire in January, but the new deal is rumored to supply the Seminole senior with $2.5 million in game-day checks - a just reward for 7-5 seasons and yearly triumphs in the Emerald Bowl.

Meanwhile, SPORTING NEWS reports that Oklahoma State has also given their coach a 1-year extension, keeping Mike Gundy in Stillwater through 2013.

Mike Gundy crystal trophy

Gundy finished his 3rd season with a 6-6 record, but with a chance to go bowling for the 2nd straight year. The same can’t be said for Nebraska, who Gundy & crew obliterated 45-14 earlier this year - OSU’s first win in Lincoln since 1960.But the real reason why the Cowboys want to keep Gundy?

Cause he’s a man! He’s 40!