• Major League Baseball without steroids is like porn without the silicone.

Just don’t blog about the subject with Raul Ibanez.
• Rodney Harrison doesn’t like how the NFL has become “soft and pansy“.
• A Fox News morning show lambasts MTV for Bruno’s ass-ault on Eminem – then does a segment with a Fox reporter doing basically [...]

• Not only are Kendra Wilkinson & Hank Baskett getting hitched, but they’ll soon hear the pitter-patter of little feet around the Playboy Grotto.

• The Orlando Magic finally make the NBA Finals interesting.
• An RV crash kills the girlfriend, brother & dog of pro golfer Ken Green.
• Ex-Bear Roland Harper gets snared in a Chicago [...]

All right kids, it’s time to take out your WTFmeters. This is not a drill. I think we’re about to hit Ludicrous WTF.

(Can’t you put some, um, foundation on that?)
Yes, that’s West Virginia (via KSU and, most notably, Cincinnati) head coach Bob Huggins. He’s traded in his gold suit for two black eyes, it seems, [...]

The fact that a couple of drunk guys got arrested at PNC Park in Pittsburgh during a game versus Colorado isn’t big news. Frankly, I’d have to be pretty bombed in order to sit through a Pirates/Rockies match-up in late July. But when the two people arrested are West Virginia basketball players, including expected starting [...]

This Cedric Benson boating brouhaha keeps getting better & better.
• It’s no surprise that Danica Patrick would have men falling at her feet – but under her tires?

• Shaquille O’Neal is caught talking out of his ass again.
• Don’t tell anyone, but Ray Allen’s mom & step-dad are in the witness protection program.
• What’s in [...]

Bob Huggins experienced a dangerous landing at the Charlotte airport on Thursday – and that was after the plane had already safely landed.

SbBer Don gives us the heads up that the West Virginia basketball coach, who was coming to town to meet with Mountaineer alumni, tripped and cracked his cranium on the tarmac. The CHARLESTON [...]

If Danica & Ashley show up in “Speed Racer 2“, then we might go see it.
• A well-meaning “Melons” waitress helps clear the confusion about Roger Clemens mackin’ on a 15-year-old Mindy McCready.

• Ex-KC Chiefs kicker Nick Lowery is getting ready to marry to a major MILF – annnnnd it’s good!
• Having Richard Jefferson show [...]

Bob Huggins needs to be careful with his Cutty Sark consumption, keep his Michelob to a minimum, maintain his Lowenbrau at low levels – basically, he better watch what he drinks.

The AP serves up some sobering details on the new contract the West Virginia basketball coach signed last Friday. The new deal will keep Huggins [...]

• Too bad they’re not division foes anymore: YOU BEEN BLINDED sips on some Hater-ade, as David Wright tells Dontrelle Willis he owns him.
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(Classic quip around 2:48)
• Speaking of smack, DEUCE OF DAVENPORT discovers that someone at ABC apparently appreciates Jerry Stackhouse manhandling Manu Ginobli.
• TENNIS SERVED FRESH doesn’t skirt around Nike sending out a [...]

If there is one team in college basketball that most fans probably want to see suffer an early defeat, it’s Duke. There’s never anything wrong with watching the Blue Devils go down, even when it means a stand-up guy like Bob Huggins advances.

The first team to officially advance into the Sweet 16 is the [...]