A-Rod Proud Recipient of 1st Instant Replay Ruling
• Instant replay in Major League Baseball is used for the first time - for the player we all know it was designed for.
• Pretending to be Joba Chamberlain can score you some free bagels - and free accommodations at the local jail.
• The next evolution in sports - Pigskin … In … Spaaaaaace!
• The Florida Marlins can only reel in 600 fans for Wednesday’s game. Even the Jupiter Hammerheads can get more butts in the seats.
• NBA rookies Mario Chalmers & Darrell Arthur face suspensions because of pot possession. Chalmers’ response: “SKINNERRRRRR!”






